Anything you put in your pockets becomes cargo.

No longer are you just some ordinary loser who happens to be carrying a pen in his pocket. You've "got a pen in your cargo bay."

Of course, there is the off-chance that someone might misinterpret what you're saying as some kind of creepy innuendo.

But then again, there's also the off-chance that you'll meet someone who's really into creepy innuendos. So you might as well try it out.

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