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The Booger Book: Pick it, Lick it, Roll it, Flick it! - A Hilarious Book for Kids Age 7-9 (The Disgusting Adventures of Milo Snotrocket 1) Kindle Edition

by J.B. O'Neil (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
4.2 out of 5 stars 703 ratings
The #1 Bestseller!

Kids of all ages are laughing out loud with Milo Snot-Rocket and his gross-out adventures in "The Booger Book"...here's what some readers are saying:

***** "Wow! What an incredibly witty and humorous book. Your imagination was on full speed ahead when you wrote this memorable book every boy and maybe girl will want to read on mom or dad's Kindle."

***** "Highly recommend it and now no more dilemmas in what to buy for future presents for him or my friends children - would definitely buy more from this author in this series- so please write some more!"

***** "My child loved it. Creative pictures, loved the drawings, very original."

***** "It is a great read.....kids can relate.....and we laughed so hard.....especially about Angry Birds and boogers. This is a very enjoyable book. You will laugh, despite the fact that you know you shouldn't. Buy it. Read it. Share with your kids."

***** "Buy it for a chuckle, and watch the kids share it with their friends. "

***** "My 7 year old boy really had fun reading this with me....I am always looking for books that can interest my kids enough to put down the xbox controller and pick up a book. I will be looking to buy more titles from this author."

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#1 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Children's eBooks > People & Places > Boys & Men
#12 in Books > Children's Books > Humor
#12 in Books > Children's Books > Social Situations

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That's right, we're talking boogers! And whether you like to Pick 'em..Lick 'em...Roll 'em...or Flick 'em...you (and your child) will be in booger heaven with this book! Follow the adventures of Milo Snot-Rocket to discover why:

* You should NEVER wipe your boogers under your desk at school…
* What happens when you stick nose-candy on the principal’s doorknob...
* Cramming them into the end of your sister’s flute can be truly horrible…
* Sticky ones are surprisingly useless for hanging art projects on the fridge…
* Spaghetti with booger-balls should be your new favorite dinner...

Discover all of these yucky booger facts and so much more in this hilarious new book for kids of all ages. The Booger Book: Pick it, Lick it, Roll it, Flick it! delivers the goods and will have your kids rolling on the floor with good old-fashioned booger fun. Featuring over 2 dozen awesome illustrations and pages and pages of gross-out humor...your kids will love this one!
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    The Disgusting Adventures of Milo Snotrocket
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    60 pages
  4. Language
    English
  5. Publication date
    March 11, 2012
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B007JCUUWU
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ JJ Fast Publishing, LLC (March 11, 2012)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ March 11, 2012
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 2.4 MB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 60 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.2 out of 5 stars 703 ratings

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J.B. O'Neil

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J.B. O'Neil lives out in the sticks of Northern Illinois with his wife Patty, 2 kiddos, 7 chickens, and a little white pooch named Grommit. He wrote "The Fart Book" and "The Booger Book" together with his 8 year-old son named Joe, who laughs really hard at all of this gross-out humor ;O)

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Customers find the book hilarious, with boys and families laughing throughout, and appreciate that it's great for getting kids reading. The book is well-written, with one customer noting its short chapters, and the pictures are cute. While customers enjoy the gross content, some find it too disgusting.

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47 customers mention "Humor"41 positive6 negative

Customers find the book hilarious, with children and parents laughing throughout, and one customer describing it as the "silliest book ever."

"This is a funny book. I want to do some of the booger stunts." Read more

"This book is funny and entertaining.I recommend this book to little kids! I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!!!" Read more

"...I laughed out loud in so many places and my stomach churned at others. The perfect book for children to encourage them to read, especially boys...." Read more

"Although both my 8 and 9 year old find this book funny, we have found a bunch of grammer mistakes making it difficult to read...." Read more

19 customers mention "Entertainment value"19 positive0 negative

Customers find the book entertaining, particularly noting it's great for getting boys to read. One customer mentions it contains everything prepubescent boys love.

"This book is funny and entertaining.I recommend this book to little kids! I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!!!" Read more

"...This did the trick. It's absolutely disgusting, but he cracks up laughing the whole time and doesn't want to put it down!..." Read more

"...The perfect book for children to encourage them to read, especially boys...." Read more

"...It is however a gross, absolute delight for my little boy and I suspect most little kids...." Read more

9 customers mention "Readability"9 positive0 negative

Customers find the book well written and easy to read, with one customer mentioning it contains many short chapters.

"...He read the whole book in one sitting, even reading several parts out loud to me "that I just HAD to hear...". He loved it!..." Read more

"...My 7 year old boy really had fun reading this with me. It is not a difficult read. My 7 year old was able to read all the words without help...." Read more

"...Both dad and daughter had quality times reading through the chapters and had lots of loud laughs...." Read more

"Wow! What an incredibly witty and humorous book. This is the kind of book that will entertain any kid, mostly boys...." Read more

8 customers mention "Pictures quality"8 positive0 negative

Customers like the pictures in the book, finding them cute and appropriately gross, with one customer particularly appreciating the drawings on the ripped up pieces of paper.

"...The illustrations are very fun! My 7 year old boy really had fun reading this with me. It is not a difficult read...." Read more

"...The illustrations are appropriately gross, and funny too. Buy it for a chuckle, and watch the kids share it with their friends." Read more

"...Even though I thought it was gross I loved the writing style and the fun pictures...." Read more

"...I was starving because it made me lose my appetite for the juicy, beautiful, meaty steak. Sorry, 3 stars." Read more

21 customers mention "Grossness"6 positive15 negative

Customers find the book's content disgusting.

"...This did the trick. It's absolutely disgusting, but he cracks up laughing the whole time and doesn't want to put it down!..." Read more

"Can't hardly even write the above book name - it's a very disgusting story - it went on and on and on...." Read more

"...It is so well written that I could picture everything in it - it was so gross!..." Read more

"...It is a little gross,but my little brother loved it!!! Its a perfect book for little kids to listen to and laugh. this book made my day!!!" Read more

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  • Kathryn Prus
    5.0 out of 5 stars This blog is gross but hilarious!
    Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2022
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    I bought this book for my eight year old daughter that loves chapter books. She had me read a couple to her because she wanted to see my reaction. Yes some made me want to puke, but I laughed so hard that it brought out the kid in me. Lines with tips like “your nose is an exit, not an entrance. Shoving your ‘nose candy’ back up there goes against the laws of nature.” Both of us couldn’t stop laughing and it was a fun little mother daughter moment.
    5 people found this helpful
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  • Jeff
    5.0 out of 5 stars I love this book
    Reviewed in the United States on March 14, 2024
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    This is a funny book. I want to do some of the booger stunts.
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  • Nicolette Dixon
    4.0 out of 5 stars Really funny!!
    Reviewed in the United States on February 1, 2013
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    This book is funny and entertaining.I recommend this book to little kids! I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!!!
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  • User
    5.0 out of 5 stars Gross! But Effective
    Reviewed in the United States on October 18, 2023
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    I was struggling to find books to help get my son more interested in reading. So far the only thing that worked were expensive, fragile, hard to find pop-up books. This did the trick. It's absolutely disgusting, but he cracks up laughing the whole time and doesn't want to put it down! He even wants to read the index! Definitely going to buy the whole series.
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  • Ammy Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect Punishment!
    Reviewed in the United States on November 11, 2012
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    I came across this book the SAME evening I had found boogers wiped on my 9-yr old's bed, and had just made him clean the boogers off and took away his electronics for 1 month to punish him. So I thought I'd make him read as punishment too, but lighten up the material so he wouldn't be quite so mad. So I gave him back his Kindle Fire FOR READING BOOKS ONLY and showed him this one that I had added to his Favorites Shelf. He grumbled at first, being FORCED to read, but soon was chuckling, and said "Mom, this isn't punishment!". He read the whole book in one sitting, even reading several parts out loud to me "that I just HAD to hear...". He loved it! I did however explain that the book was in no way representative of the proper way to dispose of a booger!
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  • April
    3.0 out of 5 stars Apparently my 9 yr old is an editor
    Reviewed in the United States on January 18, 2024
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    My son is on page 47, just found his 2nd typo (first one is on p.43).
    It doesn’t seem okay to me that there would be these typos; did no one edit? I’m paying $9 for a published book with typos in it?
    He’s only mildly amused with this book, too. He started with Ninja Farts, which is apparently book #3 in the series(?), anyway he enjoyed it more. Had no idea, there was no indicator that Ninja Farts was part of a series. Now that we know, we’ve been thinking we’ll try the series, but for some reason the books are different sizes?!?!? Shouldn’t each book in a series be of the same size?
    I just think this series is sloppy. Not getting a great impression.
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  • Lisa Kingsbeer
    5.0 out of 5 stars The perfect childrens book!
    Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2012
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    I was attracted to this book by its title, how could one resist! I laughed out loud in so many places and my stomach churned at others. The perfect book for children to encourage them to read, especially boys. My 11 year old daughter LOVED this book so much she has decided her school speech this year will be about boogers (not so sure how well the adults will take it but I'm sure her fellow pupils will be in fits of laughter!) Will look forward to more books from the author.
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  • Not happy
    1.0 out of 5 stars Bad printing job
    Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2024
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    Over 30 pages has a vertical line through the text. Was not satisfied with what was received. I am waiting on another book by same author to see if it has the same issue.
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    1.0 out of 5 stars
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    Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2024
    Over 30 pages has a vertical line through the text. Was not satisfied with what was received. I am waiting on another book by same author to see if it has the same issue.
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  • M. Yates
    5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious!!!!
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on July 13, 2014
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    Ok, this book is just side-splitting!! I love it so much it's my favourite e-book!! :-) I would recommend it to people not stuck up or posh but people who like disgusting things!!! Well done, J.B Neil!!!!!
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  • jbird
    5.0 out of 5 stars GREAT!
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on May 30, 2013
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    My 9yr old daughter and 12yr old son thought this book was hilarious! The perfect topic for lots of giggles and to get reluctant boy readers reading.
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  • connor jack Gilbert
    4.0 out of 5 stars Good
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on April 19, 2013
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    A good book for kids of all age and also very funny for kids and the best part it's free

    Connor gilbert
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  • tlc
    5.0 out of 5 stars Bogey book
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on July 15, 2023
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    I could hear the laughing from downstairs!
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  • Hj
    3.0 out of 5 stars Short but good
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on February 14, 2021
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    Short and funny it could have been a bit longer but still a good book. I would recommend it to my friends
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