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25 Funny Valentine's Day Cards With Sweet Sentiments

Cheesy, punny and cute messages to make your special someone laugh.

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Equally as important as finding the perfect Valentine's Day present, a sweet card can be cherished forever — whether you're celebrating a romantic or platonic relationship this February 14. Make your husband, wife, child, friend or coworker feel special with a hilariously clever card that perfectly describes your bond. Anyone with a good sense of humor will love this list of funny Valentine's Day cards, which include an amusing mix of Valentine's Day memes and Valentine's Day puns.

Whether for her or him, you're sure to find a pick that speaks to their humor. Keep scrolling to find precious illustrations of pets, adorable jokes about food, cheesy compliments and even punchlines from popular TV shows (hint: The Office). And, this list wouldn't be complete without a Star Wars-inspired card ("Yoda One for Me"). Just make sure you fully read the cards (the inside too!), because we sprinkled in a few with funny dirty jokes and references.

While these cards are funny first, they don't sacrifice sentiment — so rest assured, your loved ones will still walk away knowing how much you love them. If you're looking to go the homemade route, one of these cute cards may inspire a funny thing to write in your DIY Valentine's Day card. Once you've settled on a card, you'll just have to figure out what to write inside your Valentine's Day card.

Made With Dog Lovers in Mind

Minted Pugs and Kisses

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The perfect combination of funny and adorable, this pug-themed card is a great choice for pet parents — whether that's a partner, friend or child.

Kirynurd We Still Like Each Other

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Because it's definitely worth celebrating that you two still somehow like — and love — each other after all these years.

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CENTRAL 23 I Love You a Latte

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At times, a cup of coffee may feel like the very definition of love, but nothing compares to your partner's support and shared humor. Pair this card with a cup of coffee for the ultimate effect.

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Sleazy Greetings I Want to Annoy You Forever

I Want to Annoy You Forever
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Let's be honest, we can all annoy our partner every now and again — but there's no one else we'd rather bug on the regular. Here's a card to let them know you're in it forever!

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Add a Little Spice

Maplelon Happy Valentine's Day! Hot Stuff!

Happy Valentine's Day! Hot Stuff!
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Here's a funny way to remind them they're as hot as their favorite hot sauce. Just note the inside of this one is blank!

zazzle Candy Hearts

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Sometimes a few words are enough to show your S.O. how much they mean to you. These candy hearts modernize the sweet treat, plus you can customize it with your partner's name.

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Longkado All You Need Is Love.

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Share this hilarious card with your loved one, before you both binge-watch The Office for the 1,000th time.

SCRIBBLER You're My Soy Mate

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If you share a love for sushi, go for this cute greeting card which depicts a salmon sushi and bottle of soy sauce having a sweet moment.

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PaperVioletDesigns Cheesiest Valentine's Day Card

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If your special someone is a fan of corny puns and jokes, go for this extra-cheesy card that's sure to give your Valentine a gouda laugh this year.

Gonzey Baby, Yoda One for Me

Baby, Yoda One for Me
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Because everyone knows there's nothing cuter or sweeter than baby Yoda (except your significant other, obviously).

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Papyrus I Love Your Face

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Here's another great pick for dog lovers with a sense of humor. Note that the playful pup card has another punny message inside: "I want to lick it."

The Purr-fect Pick

Minted I Would Spend All My Nine Lives With You

I Would Spend All My Nine Lives With You
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Forget "forever," let your partner know you'd spend nine lives with them — if you could. With nine cartoon cats, this greeting card is funny and cute, yet still full of sentient.

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Rifle Paper Co. I Hit the Jackpot With You

I Hit the Jackpot With You
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You pulled the lever on love, and you've won the ultimate prize: a long-lasting love. Use this card to express your gratitude for having met your special someone.

Reminisce on Your First Date

Ogeby Best Thing I've Ever Found on the Internet

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Poke a little fun at your origin story. Meeting on the internet may not always be your favorite story to tell, but you're grateful to have found love.

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Fit for Any Weirdo in Your Life

Minted You're Weird and I Like It

You're Weird and I Like It
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Friend, partner, coworker or child, give this card to anyone you cherish for being their naturally weird self.

zazzle Happy Galentine's Day

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You can't forget about your ladies this V-day. Let your besties know you're thinking about them with a Galentine's Day card.

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SCRIBBLER I Love You Even When You're Hangry

I Love You Even When You're Hangry
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You know it's true love when you both can deal with each other's hangry tantrums — and sometimes love each other even more for it.

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SCRIBBLER I Would Still Love You If You Were a Worm

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If you're on TikTok, you've likely seen the trend of girls asking their partner "Would you still love me if I were a worm?" This card answers that question once and for all.

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zazzle You Are My Everything (Bagel)

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Just in case you're planning a breakfast in bed surprise, this punny card is the icing on top of the cake.

SCRIBBLER You're My Partner in Wine

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Not only are they your favorite person to split a bottle of wine with, they're your favorite person to do most things with.

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