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Customer Review
Reviewed in the United States on March 14, 2010
Big fan of Accoutrements, the maker of this toy. Their "Stylish Mustaches," "Stylish Mustaches for Girls," and "Yodeling Pickle" toys were outdone by their "Dashboard Jesus" and "Male Nurse Action Figure." Interesting sidenote: the founders of the company had a personal falling out over the Dashboard Jesus and Male Nurse Action Figure. Both products were recommended to the Accoutrements' Board by the same $15.5 million marketing and development company for consideration at the same time, and the founders couldn't agree whether Jesus would approve of men taking up a traditionally female occupation.
I bought the Bacon v. Tofu toys on the advice of my psychiatrist, who recommended that I physically act out to resolve my lingering conflict between eating healthy, which my mom wanted me to do, and gorging unrepentantly on food products comprised of 95% animal fat, like I wanted to do. Turns out this toy was a Godsend. After 8 short months of bashing Bacon and Tofu together in the bath, I have resolved my inner conflict and released my food hangups. The key, as I discovered, and as Accoutrements insightfully predicted in designing these indestructible toys, is that neither Bacon nor Tofu wins. They have to learn to co-exist peacefully together.
I bought the Bacon v. Tofu toys on the advice of my psychiatrist, who recommended that I physically act out to resolve my lingering conflict between eating healthy, which my mom wanted me to do, and gorging unrepentantly on food products comprised of 95% animal fat, like I wanted to do. Turns out this toy was a Godsend. After 8 short months of bashing Bacon and Tofu together in the bath, I have resolved my inner conflict and released my food hangups. The key, as I discovered, and as Accoutrements insightfully predicted in designing these indestructible toys, is that neither Bacon nor Tofu wins. They have to learn to co-exist peacefully together.
