The Tommy J
American Flag Print Sleeveless Suit
Description
So you think you can handle a red, white, and blue striped USA sleeveless blazer? You thoroughly believe you can tame the authority of this American flag sleeveless jacket? If you’re already questioning yourself, look elsewhere. If you’ve never shot a Whisker Biscuit out of your bunghole, you can’t ...handle this. Don’t know what a Honkey Lighter is? You may not be fit for this USA blazer. If you’ve never felt the G-force of a Whistling’ Bunghole leave the very palm from which you feed yourself from, you cannot harness the power of this sleeveless blazer. If you’ve done any of the above, buyer beware. Your life is about to change into a world filled with the wildest farmer tans. You may find yourself developing a deep southern draw upon purchase. Your hair may only grow in the back now, leaving the front for business. You may wake up one day and realize you've only been buying “Ice” beers since this panty dropper landed at your door. If you think you can handle this, then you may proceed to check out. Welcome to the club.Discover even more USA Themed Clothing
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Customer Reviews
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Fit: True to size
Reviews
Matt W
2022-11-17
Great vest
Great vest
Carrie Y
2022-05-23
Great statement piece
My son wore this to prom with a blue suit. He wanted to make a statement while being classy and this fit the bill
Size Purchased:
40
Usually Wears:
44
Daniel M
2019-09-04
Bought a 2nd
....for my Dad
Russ H
2019-07-16
4th of July
Flags soared, bombs burst, and panties dropped. I love this country!
Keith P
2019-07-15
Awesome
Awesome
Brian W
2019-07-14
America at its best?!?!
Blazer was EPIC. Dead-on sizing, and it was LOVED by our party guests. My biggest regret is not wearing the next day when the Women’s World Cup was on!
Michael S
2019-07-11
DOPE
My wife said she'd marry me just b.c I wore this, never mind everything else. Worked! We got married last Saturday.
Jerry H
2019-07-11
Best Dressed 4th of July
Thanks to you wonderful folks, I had the best outfit by far at my 4th of July! Keep up the great work & Shine On!
George K
2019-07-11
As American as apple pie and threesomes
The Tommy J lets people know right off the bat that you are serious about MERICA as well as ready to make someone pregnant! Nothing more to say
Thomas P
2019-07-10
Was the belle of our
Was the belle of our 4th ball