Fanny Packs

Fanny Packs

Fanny packs are so useful, how could anyone find them objectionable? This awesome piece of unisex apparel is more compact than a purse, roomier than a wallet, and designed NOT to dump your cellphone in the toilet when you go to the bathroom in your clothing for music festivals. This piece of coachella clothing features multiple zippered compartments to keep your personal possessions safe from prying hands so you can wander crowded sports or concert venues with no fear of pickpockets. Any light-fingered wannabes would probably have to pry this pack from your cold, dead fanny to access the contents.

When it comes to comfort, these all-purpose pouches are designed to please. The one-size-fits-most design is easily adjustable to fit as snug or as loose as you prefer around your hilarious drinking shirts and funny t-shirts. Some of our styles even come with a detachable koozie for a beer or soda can. That's an important bonus because you can't participate in a card stunt in the stands at a football game unless you have both hands free!

Want to represent team USA? USA fanny packs are very popular. From the patriotic hearts to stars and stripes or eagles in flight, these designs are ideal for all your summertime adventures. Perhaps no piece of ugly apparel is more all-American than the fanny pack. It carries a stigma that brands travelers in 100 countries and 247 provinces around the world as American tourists. But we don't care--because we're proud to be from the greatest country on earth.

How about retro styles? We've got them in spades. That is, we've got neon colors, acid washed denim, shiny gold and much more. Check out the silver styles in all their quilted, iridescent, and sequined glory. It makes you want to get out those old VHS jazzercise tapes from way back to enjoy the nostalgia! Too bad you can't find a VCR these days without an old cassette stuck in it. That being said, these eighties- inspired accessories are great for wearing with retro graphic tees or anywhere you want to make a statement about the dying days of disco.

Plain black fanny packs are incredibly boring and utilitarian. We Tipsy Elves can't, in good conscience, encourage anyone to indulge in this type of accessory without making it into a statement piece. From whimsical to just plain weird, we've got fanny packs with college prints that will ensure everyone NOTICES your fanny pack. Try blue and gold pineapples, roses, tribal designs, or even unicorns to draw attention to what you're packing.

Speaking of packing, here's just a partial list of all the cool stuff you can fit in a fanny pack: A mini water bottle, snacks, keys, phone, a trashy paperback, your passport, a wallet, Kleenex, eye drops, breath mints, a compass, duct tape, allergy medication, a tiny caffeine drink, a small stuffed animal, and all types of other urban survival gear. Here at the North Pole, we keep our packs filled with candy canes and lighter fluid (don't ask). We're betting you'll find all kinds of ways to stuff your packs to the max.