Conan is an illusive figure, cloaked in mystery and enigmatic transience. He borrows time, but is never charged a fine. He treads water for days on end amongst the opulent salt rich seas of Constantinople, coaching the indigenous Roman manatee in proper seasonal migration formation and travel etiquette. For recreation, Conan fashions embroidery out of tea stained hamster fur and self widdled porcupine pins. His formidable textile works, “Croquet at Dawn” and “Corporeal Baguette”, have been prominently displayed at both The Louvre and Norways most renown haberdashery, “Stilig Mann”. The wiles of whimsy evade him. He inadvertently discovered denitrification whilst meddling amongst the legumes in his home made phytotherapy laboratory, gaining equal parts notoriety and envy amongst the cut throat world that is the Herbalist community. The laws of gravity do not apply to Samuel, nor do the constructs of martial law. He has been thrice pardoned by the president of Kiribati for his violent heroics accosting the great jewel thief and legend of Patagonia, the famous gangster rebel “Matius Cayancura”; known for his elaborate tanzanite heists and homemade oyster soup. He is proficient in air guitar, Pig Latin, and the recitation of the greater works of Emily Dickinson; but perhaps most notably, he is an outstanding comedian.

I love Conan! It’s just hard to justify paying $8 a month just to listen to the podcast.

Why do famous people need to make shows interviewing other famous people? What is this dystopian world where the general population has nothing to say and will just consume anything the celebrity class produce? Are you guys just like obsessed with yourselves? Reminds me of SNL’s 50 anniversary show with an audience of only celebrities, rather than the common people who actually consume the show and keep the lights on. Tired of the narcissus class thinking we care to hear you hang w your other famous friends. I have my own friends I can hang out with who are just fine but too humble to make another stupid podcast about it.

I’ve been listening to this podcast since Covid when I was searching for podcasts that me laugh and happy(my father passed early on from a fall from dementia)… I haven’t stopped listening to this or Smartless(I think I started listening to them when they first began) since. I had to rate and review today because I was crying of laughter so hard from Bill Burr that I had to be careful that I didn’t drink or eat as he spoke or I’d be choking. Made my day! He’s incredible and he and Conan destroyed me. I’m sorry I don’t have Hulu to watch Burr’s special! Thank you to all of you on this!